'O.T.T?'

"Crafty, I've just arranged for a British Gas salesman to come and see you on wednesday about a new boiler."

"Thanks a freaking bundle Opendoor."

Today is Wednesday. And after an hour and a half of Stuart (thats the salesman's name. And he was very polite by the way) prodding my boiler, checking the pipe width and showing me his quotes...... the price of a new boiler from British Gas is........ an outrageous £2,900.

Joeism today - takes place in the bathroom where Pip is brushing her teeth.

Joe - "I've got a sore eye Pip".
Pip - "Oh, have you Joe? Whats wrong with it?"
Joe - "I've still got a snowman in it."
Pip - "No you haven't."
Joe - "I have. There's a snowman stuck in it."
Pip - "No, it's sand Joe.

Silly kids.