Oz

By Oz

Nuts!

OK I have an admission to make.

I HATE walnuts. With their shrivelly sharp ear wax taste.

So when I get a box of mixed nuts and find this proportion of walnuts to (lovely sweet) cashews or (sweet tangy) almonds I can't help but think F*ck you.

Walnuts are more expensive than almonds and cashews.

So why are there so many of these frog-back nasty phlegm pellets?

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