Unlikely love.

Man: I daren't turn round, I will give myself away.
Seagull: Please turn around I want to look into your eyes.

Man: I just know you could make me happy,
if only we belonged to the same species.
Seagull: Surely we could give our love a chance?
Just let me beak you a little.

Man: (groans): Oh if only I could, but you know
it's illegal outside of the Port of Leith.
Seagull: Damn. You're right. Maybe just a little wing action then.

Man: You're on.