E is for Effert

Have you heard about the fat alcoholic transexual?

All he wanted to do was to eat, drink, and be Mary.

Have you heard about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac?

He stays up all night wondering if there really is a Dog....

Have you heard about the dyslexic barman who cannot spell the name of his home province, which just happens to be in the Heineken Cup Final this weekend?

Well, you just have.

What a gobshite.....