Pitiful food offerings

Was feeling quite sick yesterday, so my pitiful food offerings consisted of burnt pizza and toasted batteries....

Not sure how long those batteries had been inside my toaster, but as you can see the heat had gone to them... I've been having toast with potassium hydroxide...(still, it beats marmite, yuck!)

So if you hear of a strange case of chemical poisoning in Dorset, don't go blaming Puttin...

Thank you to everyone for your kind blipday wishes. Really overwhelmed by the warm response!