My bounty

In preparing the food for my family, I often think what exactly am I doing all of this for. Is it to quiet the grumbles and rumbles in my daughter's belly? Is it to show my wife how prolific I am in the kitchen, which will hopefully lead her mind to wander and think of tasks that I am already prolific in....or is it to fill the time void in which there are no decent sporting events on t.v.?
So I think and think about it...but all the while knowing that all of this food just provides comic relief.
Thank you corn chip hair, funny looking eyeball onions, and banana nose