Kitty, Kitty, Kitty!

How many times do I have to tell you to stay out of my room?
How many times do I have to come home to chewed up phone chargers?
How many times do I have to squirt you with water to quit tearing up the couches?
How many times do I have to say "Come here kitty" before you ignore me?
How many times do I have to get you off the balcony ledge?
Oh kitty, you're such a good kitty!