Old Mother Hubbard

No wonder the kids are complaining they are hungry - there is nothing in the fridge bar a few slimy mushrooms (and none of them like mushrooms at the best of times) and a few beers that I reckon are probably past their sell by date as no one really drinks beer in this house, oh and a huge tub of closeslaw which is in date and actually quite nice - but what to have it with?