Reservoir Cows

Mr. Pink Nose: Hey, why am I Mr. Pink Nose?
Joe: Because you're a faggot.
Mr. Pink Nose: Why can't we pick our own colors?
Joe: No way, no way. Tried it once, doesn't work. You got four guys all fighting over who's gonna be Mr. Black, but they don't know each other, so nobody wants to back down. No way. I pick. You're Mr. Pink Nose. Be thankful you're not Mr. Yellow.
Mr. Brown: Yeah, but Mr. Brown is a little too close to Mr. S**t.
Mr. Pink Nose: Mr. Pink Nose sounds like Mr. Pussy. How 'bout if I'm Mr. Purple? That sounds good to me. I'll be Mr. Purple.
Joe: You're not Mr. Purple. Some guy on some other job is Mr. Purple. Your Mr. PINK NOSE.
Mr. Black and White: Who cares what your name is?
Mr. Pink Nose: Yeah, that's easy for your to say, you're Mr. Black and White. You have a cool-sounding name. Alright look, if it's no big deal to be Mr. Pink Nose, you wanna trade?
Joe: Hey! NOBODY'S trading with ANYBODY