Art Attack meets Baywatch

Apologies to beautiful bride Beth that I failed to get any traditionally good wedding photos of her; a combination of shambles on my part and the fact that she was hard to prise from the dancefloor all night.

Brilliant wedding due to friends old and new and some great music thanks to Beth's brothers' skills in DJing and guitar playing. Only downside was being compared to Neil Buchanan, Craig McLachlan and David Hasselhoff all in the space of 30 minutes. The running theme - my new unfortunate mullet. 'I'll just leave it long at the back......trust me', said the hairdresser.

First wedding I have been to where Blondie's Call Me has been the last song of the night. Genius.