Cat Grows Human Limb

Headline: Mutating cat grows human leg.

Extremely large Norwegian Forest cat, Mirl (Mogwy Mirliton Gagootz) has developed disturbing features since he was bitten by a radioactive spider. His slit eyes now glow in the dark and project the words "Feed me salmon, human slave" in strange green light on the door to the cat food pantry. A humanoid limb has replaced his right fore leg. His human slave says in private "Now if he would grow hands, he could feed himself and clean the cat box."