Holiday home? DUH?!?

Nearly speechless. (That'd be a 1st)
Step ladders to mount, Parachute to dismount?
I wonder how many gallons to the mile it does?
Morrison's ... Probably the only place in town they could park.
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Addendum:-
Just could NOT resist it...
LONG after I took this, I, finally, invested in Photoshop©; In spite of the cost, observe the difference by ONE simple photoshop click. See extra.