Catty birds.

These seagulls were talking about one of my neighbours this morning.

Gull 1: Well, she's driving an Audi RS8 now.
Had a shit on it of course.
Gull 2: You, you're so bitter you are.
So jealous of people with a bit of style and money....
Gull 1: Pardon?
Gull 2: Well didn't you once shit on her new Chanel bag,
Hermes Sunglasses and her Shih Tzu all in one day?
Gull 1: Yes, but I had eaten something really rank that day.
Gull 2: That's your excuse.

That's when they turned to look at me.
I looked at the ground and quickly walked away.