Ode to a broken toe!

This is dedicated to my wonderful husband Kenny, I unfortunatley played a part in breaking his toe! I know im such a bad wife to make matters worse i sent him to bed telling him there was nothing wrong with him, he woke up the next morning with a black toe!!! (this is not his toe this is stealth badgers toe she was my model for today) So took him to casuality and yeah its broke so im running for wife of the year! Do you think i will win? answers on a postcard!