Very Good Deal

"0p, how does that work?"
"0p per minute, very good deal."
"yeah, but 0p, how does it work?"
"0p per minute, very good deal."
"Yeah but it can't be 0p."
"0p per minute landline, 0p per minute mobile, 0p per minute international calls. Very good deal."
"Woof!"
"Shut it Tyson!"
"0p per minute, very good deal."
"Oh for f***s sake!"