Fancy Smells

I can remember when air fresheners were ugly plastic things (that always seemed to smell of roses) that you tried to hide away in the corner of rooms behind something. Now they seem to cost an 'arm and a leg' and take pride of place in every room. For some reason we seem to be buying them in great volumes....I don't know where they all go but I suspect somebody in the family has developed a secret addiction and is drinking the stuff!