The Auld Scottish Wedding Joke
"Hello, Sir, how can I help?"
"I need to hire some clothes for my wedding."
"Certainly, Sir, will it be trews or a kilt?"
"A kilt, I think."
"And what's the tartan?"
"Oh, she'll be wearing white."
"Very good, Sir."
(With apologies to Fred MacAulay &, well, everyone, really.)
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