uh-oh

I thought they used the Royal Mail.

They've used the Royal Mail for everything else I've ever ordered.

Even when I opted for free delivery.

Though incompetent and lazy and very disinclined to actually attempt to deliver anything the Royal Mail can at least be relied upon to keep things safe in the depot after they throw a card through at the letterbox.

Had I known the delivery service they'd use for free delivery would be a bunch of apparently quite reliably shite muppets I've have happily paid an extra twenty quid. Now it looks distinctly like I'll have to spend the next few days running home at lunch in case they've thrown a parcel into the back garden.