Why do women feel the cold more ?

The thermostat lady pixie was at it again - closing windows and putting on the heating despite the unseasonably warm and sunny weather.

The thermostat lady pixie is allergic to fresh air and refreshing coolness and loves the stuffy fuggy atmosphere of super heated dry air.

The male of the pixie species on the contrary likes fresh cool air and dislikes feeling the soporific effects of an overly warm atmosphere.

I consulted the Times for an explanation.

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