Wake Me Up, Before You Go Go....

Mah sistr iz in hooj trouble.

I went out last nite, at bed tiem.

I prefr 2 hunt ov an evenin. Mah sistr slept on teh hooman bed, until 4am, when she politely askd mah dad 2 let her out 4 wee. He didnt anzwr her maows, so she went ovar an slappd him gently wif her pah.

He opend his eyez, an lookd at her, an den took her downstairs an bouffd her out teh door.

When she decidd 2 come bak at 2 pm, she went straight upstairs 2 sleep.

Dad went up couple ov hours latr an woke her up.

An den went bak anothr 2 hours latr an woke her again.

She decidd 2 go an sleep in da shd aftr dat 4 bit ov peace an quiet.

I finkz dat tonite, she mite be bettr off stayin in da shd.



reads: My sister is in huge trouble. I went out last night at bed time. I prefer to hunt of an evening. My sister slept on the human bed, until 4am when she went and politely meowd at dad to get out for a wee. Dad didn't hear her so she went over and slapped him gently with her paw.

He opened his eyes, looked at her, and took her downstairs, opened the door and bouffed her out.

When she came back in a 2pm this afternoon - she went straight upstairs to the bed for a sleep. 2 hours later, Dad went and woke her up. Then 2 hours later he went and did it again.

She decided to go and sleep in the shed after that for a bit of peace and quiet. I think that tonight, she might be better off staying in the shed.