Ducks

Two ducks were sitting on a wall, one duck said to the other...

So why didn't the chicken cross the road, go on why... why didn't the chicken cross the road? Eh? Eh?

Female duck: Sigh, do we have to do this every time?

Male duck: Because it was chicken, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah... that's a good one, because it was chicken, hahahahahahahah, Eh? Eh?

Female duck: OK that's it, this winter I'm flying north!