The Mad Dog

Some say he's blind, deaf, stupid or maybe just ignorant ... I say he's the Keyser Soze of dogs. He goes by a number of aliases. He sometimes walks with a limp, but will then run around like a mental thing. He is also quite fond of telling a story or two.

Who is Keyser Soze? He is supposed to be Turkish. Some say his father was German. Nobody believed he was real. Nobody ever saw him or knew anybody that ever worked directly for him, but to hear Kobayashi tell it, anybody could have worked for Soze. You never knew. That was his power. The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. And like that, poof. He's gone.