In the interests of the law I say No Comment

Pete Tong must have wondered what he had done to deserve having his name turned into a saying. I wouldn't know this guy if he walked into my house but all of a sudden I find myself using his name quite regularly. As however stipulated above, my client, for reasons best known to himself, declines to elucidate further on the exact nature of the harrowing events which led to such name use.

Who invents these statements, we invent many in our house but thankfully none of them escape the confines of our house, very private jokey stuff. Yesterday Madame actually descended into tears of mirth as she watched an episode of Outnumbered unfurl at the dinner table. It eventually hit a crescendo at which point she was doubled up in pain, she was laughing so much.

So the Troll is the name, our children and their friends have decided to call #1son. I am not impressed as this makes me Father of troll. Apparently they must not go too close to him in case they catch troll disease.

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