Has anyone ever seen a Gideon?
Who are the f**king Gideons? Ever met one, no! Ever seen one, no! But they're all over the f**king world, putting Bibles in hotel rooms! Every one of them: "This Bible was placed here by a Gideon." When? I've been here all day and I ain't seen sh*t! I saw the housekeeper come and go, I saw the minibar guy come and go, I've never laid eyes on a f**king Gideon! What are they, ninjas? Where are they? Where are they from? Gidea? Who the f**k are these people?!
I'm gonna capture a Gideon. Yeah, I'm gonna make that my hobby. I'll call up the front desk one day and say, "Uh, I don't seem to have a Bible in my room."
Bill Hicks RIP.
A shot taken while lying in my hotel room unable to sleep at about 1 o'clock this morning. I did have a nice shot of the hotel bar which I was desperate to use with the following quote:
This hotel bar is full of people,
The piano man is really laying it down,
The old bartender is as high as a steeple,
So why tonight should I wear a frown?
Which G would certainly have got and I suspect a few others would have too. Unfortunately it transpired that the shot was taken pre midnight and I didn't want to cheat.
A perfectly adequate hotel, if a tad basic. It was clean and comfortable. The trip was worthwhile to, but I'm certainly glad to have made it home in time for tea.
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