Creeper

Seriously. Ushered for the Blue Man Group tonight, and they put on a wonderful show, but pantomime weirds me out. No one was supposed to be taking pictures in the theater..the blue men were outside after posing for pictures and putting blue on people...so, I thought BLIP!

I was at the coat check before the show. A man came over to check my coat...since it was coat check...
Another clever chap asked if he could check his shirt. Yes, you heard me right. His SHIRT.

Look. If there is an amazing woman working at the coat check, and you want a reason to strike up a conversation, asking if you can check your shirt may not leave the best impression. I'm just sayin. It would take at least a demigod for that to even rate as a reasonable idea. This man...was not one.

Lesson from the evening? You don't have to be a pantomime to be a creeper. ;)