Stomache issues

For the past week I have been having various problems with my stomache. In summary, i've either been going or not going to the toilet - with various stomache cramps and feeling of sickness in between.

After a week I finally decided to go see about it. Turns out the doctor reckons I might have food poisoning and has given me this little tube and spatula to enable me to give him a sample of my poo. It will then be sent away to the lab to check for bugs and stuff. Ewww!