My Kingdom for a Horse.

Charles II and his horse were being re-sited at St Giles' Cathedral today. We were only preparing the stone plinth for the installation, by the way, so it ain't our fault if it falls down. I had to leave before Charlie was reunited with his trusty steed but I may get a chance to see it on the local news tonight since the media were there in force.

Not often you get to see a King restrained in such a manner. I made notes for the first step in my long, drawn-out assassination of Simon Cowell.