Get your Health and Safety warning here..........

A.K.A. Five-Finger Discount or shrinkage in the retail industry

Obviously a neccessary warning given in most Leith shops. Translation for the English blippers, one will be repremanded with a slap in the mouth should you be caught removing any of the goods for sale in this quality little card shop!

Shoplifters of the world, unite and take over
Shoplifters of the world, hand it over, hand it over, hand it over

The Smiths

Are you old enough to remember Morrisseys dancing skills?? Were you jealous??

Katie and I took Alex swimming this morning. Think the social work dept may be interested in removing Alex from us if I take her to the wave machine part of the pool again.......what an adventure. Clearly some time has passed since I last worked as a life guard!!