Golf or Garden Centre?

Yesterday, I go and play golf! cost nothing, kindly invited by a friend as a guest.

True cost, Mrs U goes to Garden Centre and buys this ruddy great bench, for how much, I don't know, indeed, I don't really want to know.

Moral of the story, 'If you want a cheap weekend, make your wife caddy, so you can at least keep an eye on her!!'