Dear Not My Diary,

Today is my first day writting in you. I will write poems in you like the one I will write next, called "Aliens in My Drawer." I come from a family of poets, including both my grandfathers, my sister, my Dad, and my Step-dad.

Over and Out,
MaryBeth

P.S. Did you know that when pitched, the average Major League baseball rotates 15 times before being hit. When I pitch in the Major League, it will rotate 16 times because I'm SPEACIAL!