50% Sand, 50% Baby

Last Day of the Holiday.
Still freezing inside.
Baby still eating sand.
Toddler still terrified of wind, sea, waves, gulls, watching baby crawling into the sea, is desperate to go home.
Girl child has a cold and is incapable of blowing her nose.
Boy child just wants to make sandcastles.
Everyone else wants to destroy them.

Fish & chips on the seafront shortly.