V-Gubbed!

This is where old Beetles go to die.
In the wood, there is a cottage; behind the cottage, there is a shed; behind the shed, these.
Bob, who lives in the cottage, does a lot of work on old cars and tractors. These two, however, are beyond redemption. It does say a lot for VW paintwork that despite being left out in the elements for some years, there is remarkably little rust.
It may be something or nothing, but I drive a VW :D