poncing around in a hat!

It's official I am a ponce in a hat...

To confirm my middle class, poncing credentials for Mr Hoyle
Expensive camera around neck - check
Went to drama school, degree in poncing - check
Only do posh post codes - check
Eats humous and drinks herbal tea- check
Has nimble fingers for typing ego massaging comments - check

In addition, to add to his vitriol, I'm a smug ex smoker... I do stop at Amber traffic lights, and I really really love blip...