Rapunzel Rapunzel let down your hair

Rapunzel lived in a very tall tower at the corner of a posh house in Bradford. It wasn't a giant solitary tower with it's own grounds because cuts in public spending meant that even Fairy Tales weren't immune from the scythe of George Osborne and the Tories.

Never the less it was a pretty tower that one random Bradfordian woman espied whilst out running and then drew a pretty water colour of to show on Ye Olde Blip

As she packed her water colours away she heard a prince approach in his trusty Volvo estate . He parked on double yellows without a care for anyone other than Rapunzel and battled hard with the blossom to try to reach the tower. The petals were a struggle as they kept getting in the way of his man fringe
( damn that Justin Beiber and his trend setting)
Eventually he saw the tower and shouted
" Rapunzel Rapunzel let down your hair for I must climb up and see you

Rapunzel peered out " Don't be ridiculous " she cried " I have intercom nowadays , anyway you are late and the girls are here with a giant tub of Ben and Jerry's and a cheeky little Rose wine and we are planning to talk about men all night "

The Prince went off to the pub with his mates and shared some nuts and a pint whilst deciding exactly how they would manage the England football team if they were in charge.

And they all lived happily ever after.

( With apologies for gratuitous sexism, the management would like to point out that many couples live in a state of mutual respect and deep love )


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