The cool kids wear Hello Kitty

I was given the Vice Guide to Sex and Drugs and Rock and Roll by my boss. It's written by people who think they're really clever and funny and cool. But they're trying too hard.

You get stickers from 7-11 every time you buy something. Today I completed another sticker book which I can now swap for a Hello Kitty charm. I don't own any chains, so judging from the model I may not be cool enough to wear it.