Brian's Bits

By Kanyl

Beware the Kitchen Vampire.

Since the installation of the new kitchen things, from time to time, escape under the cooker. Usually they are spotted, corralled and returned. For some strange reason, today I found myself prostrate before it, probing beneath.

I removed this item, no prizes for sussing out that it is all that's left of a tomato which must have snuck in LONG LONG AGO and hidden behind a back leg.

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