Decisions, Decisions.

"I love these shoes, but I know I'll never wear them", said 'Er Indoors. This, in Manworld, is an illogical statement and, to us, completely incomprehensible.

"Uh-huh....er....buy both pairs", I said, making it sound like a treat rather than the hurry-up tactic it actually was. This, however, is an incomprehensible statement in the Calvanist Scottish World that 'Er Indoors inhabits.

Bless 'er.