DIY

The sun shines for half an hour and Mrs U decides she wants a new barbeque.
No problem, you might think, but who do you guess got the job of putting it together. It said 'Quick assembly - ready to use in minutes' on the box, I should have known, two hours later I was 'just about ready to *1;?*' Now the sun's gone in and a chinese takeaway is favourite and no before you ask my horse didn't finish in the National either!! Still there's beer in the fridge so lifes not all bad.