It's the truth, it's actch'll Ev'rything is satisf

Am feeling a bit crappy right now. The highlight of my day, was using 1.5 boxes of Kleenex Tissues.

My top lip has disappeared up my nose, and the bags under my eyes have bags under them.

What are you supposed to do when your body is pumping liquid out of your nose faster than you can wipe it up? You stuff two tissues up each nostril thats what. It might not be pretty, but it's effective.

I have decided to go for "kill or cure", and have managed to make the best part of the way through a half bottle of whisky. I want to be awake tomorrow, I want not to be dripping on people and places. I want not to ache.

Check these wee birdies out - they are stuffing their faces on my Home Made Fat Balls! How flipping environmentally friendly am I?