"Are you taking the p*ss?"

Hello.

Kidneys still ill. More urine requested from yours truly. To which, I responded with my title, "are you taking the p*ss?" and answered myself, "why yes indeed, you quite literally are!"

The other amusing quote of the day was "I couldn't find it, your urine isn't in the system." Well its not in my system, I had expelled it from my system into a tube for your system...and your system doesn't have it? What system has it ended up in then?!

I have had to amuse myself with silly pee related things all day. Its kept me going. And more pee requested into this little tube tomorrow morning! I wonder what they are doing with it all.

The mind boggles.