Anything to declare?

Sir Martinique and I were experimenting with hand luggage restictions..We want to avoid paying two tickets for our easyjet flight to Geneva..
As you are definitely allowed one hand luggage Mandy will try to smuggle me through security, I dont think he will look too suspicious..
Its a normal thing to carry heavy stuff on board of an aircraft, for others its the high percentage liquids, for Martinique it will be e heavy bag packed with some sort of solid choc-(addict).