I've got big balls
I've got big balls
They're such big balls
And they're dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)
- 'Big Balls' AC/DC

Ok, not a ball but the biggest dosa I've ever seen. Its as long as your arm! I should possibly point out that I was blipped. I'm not causing chaos, it just took them 20 minutes to deliver a straw!