Rupert
the cad
Well hello there.
Yes, that's right. My name's Rupert.
That's OK. I'm used to being recognised.
Autograph? Why of course.
Who shall I make it out to?
Kylie. That's nice.
Actually Kylie, I was wondering.
Would you like to come for a ride?
Yes. I thought you might.
You can join me here,
on the back seat.
Bit of a squeeze. That's it,
snuggle up close. Nice and tight.
(I bet you are).
OK and off we go.
No, nothing's wrong.
I'm just very pleased to see you, dear.
Ding! Dong!
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