Executive

I am now a 'Platinum Member' of the priority club. This entitles me to a guaranteed upgrade to an executive room. I feel a little like Alan Sugar or Duncan Banantyne or some other high flyer. I don't know where to start, sparkling water? Mars bar? Or maybe some seaweed body lotion in my gratis dressing gown? I feel sooo special, I will definitely come back here ......

I wonder how the people who pay the additional £40 per night for this room feel?