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I sit and stare at this machine every single day; I think it hates me, it never does what it is supposed to, it has a mind of it's own. I am told that it is getting old and tired. How does a machine with no moving parts get tired? It'll be tired when it's smashed on the floor outside my office window!

I'm actually in a good mood as i write this; after a semi-productive morning at work, this afternoon i managed to; get to the post office, get 3/4 of an hour in the gym, get loads of werk done and finally sit and help Mrs W look to get car insurance sorted out while watching Glee.

"How many emms are there in the letter R?"
Britney S. Pears