aliens ate my trainers

ok, I'm exaggerating. they didn't eat them, they just borrowed them for a game of five a side footy, but when they brought them back they had this odd glow. That's the last time I lend my trainers to aliens.

The dull alternative history is that my new trainers are on the left, and my old worn-out trainers on the right. Add a dollop of Photoshop...