A cheeky wee whisky

Me: "Will you be having the baby tonight?"
Mrs monochrome: "No, don't think so..."
Me: "Alright, I'll have a wee whisky then."

Aidan was away staying with mrs mono's parents, so (without the fear of waking up the wee man) I continued papering the spare room, which shall soon become Aidan's room. With all that effort I had worked up a bit of a thirst, so I decided to have a cheeky wee whisky while I still can.