Well I woke up Sunday morning....

....with no way to hold my head that didn't hurt.
And the beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad,
So I had one more for dessert.

Father Scobes, "What do you want for breakfast?"
Scobes, "some All Bran and prunes please"
Older Brother Scobes, "Fcuk off, you'll have bacon, eggs and black pudding like everyone else.."
Oh well....bang goes lent!!