Damn Barney

While the big children were out on Wednesday, I collected a large bag of beloved children's toys stuff for the Scouts jumble sale tomorrow. I then sealed and hid the bag. In it was an Interactive Barney the Dinosaur. That didn't have an off switch.

I took it to the Scout Hut today. I even locked no.3 child in the car as I carried it into the building. But beginner's mistake - I left the car windows open and the game was up as from the bag came a booming voice....

"Where are you? It's dark in here. Where did you go? Where did everyone go? I like you, you are my friend. Let's play .... it's dark in here, I want to play. Where did everyone go? Shall I sing you a song?"

THAT'S NOT BARNEY, IS IT MUMMY? WHY IS BARNEY IN THERE MMMMMMMMUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

So, this is Barney, back again, taunting me with my 300.

I tried PT's BlipWhooooosh but it just looked like I'd dropped the camera. So this is a superimposed image. Because, not only does he rabbit on in his crappy irritatingly loud voice, singing and wanting to make friends, he also dances just to taunt you with his lack of off-switch. Oh yes. That's why he was in the damn bag.