Hello!

Can I come in, your kitchen looks lovely, I can see you have cat plates and so you must have catfood.
Hello puss!

I'd like some cat food!
Yes, I am sure you would but you do not live here.


I am starving, maybe even wasting away, please can I come in?
No, really you are not wasting away, my windowsill is sagging under your weight.


I have nowhere else to go, I am homeless and unloved.
Now that's really not true, you live up the road and get plenty of attention


They have shut me out and gone to work...I am bored!
Have you tried to use your catflap...have you, really? Really really??

Eeeekkkkk you have a dog!! I am off!!!



Thankyou for reading this little Play for Today, we go through this about once evey six weeks or so with lovely Timmy who lives up the road. His acting is not getting any better, neither is his relationship with our dog.